I have a baseball cap

This is a picture of me from my first half-marathon. Check out the baseball cap I am wearing. The following is a writing experiment about that cap.

I have a baseball cap.

I have a twins baseball cap.

I have a green twins baseball cap.

I have a green twins baseball cap that I wear when I run.

I have a green twins baseball cap that I wear whenever I run.

I have a green twins baseball cap that I wear whenever I run that is falling apart.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green twins baseball cap that I wear whenever I run that is falling apart.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green twins baseball cap that I wear whenever I run that is falling apart.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that I wear whenever I run that is falling apart.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that I wear whenever I run that is falling apart and is causing me distress.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that I wear whenever I run that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that fits just right on my head and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that fits just right on my head and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that fits as well.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that fits just right on my head and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that fits as well as this one that has been on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of races.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that fits just right on my head and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that fits as well as this one that has been on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of running and triathlon races.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that fits just right on my head and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that fits as well as this one that has been snugly, but not too snugly, on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of running and triathlon races.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that fits just right on my head, even when the wind is really blowing, and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that fits as well as this one that has been snugly, but not too snugly, on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of running and triathlon races.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that I bought at a twin’s game years ago that fits just right on my head, even when the wind is really blowing, and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that fits as well as this one that has been snugly, but not too snugly, on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of running and triathlon races.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that I bought at a twin’s game years ago that fits just right on my head, even when the wind is really blowing, and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that is as faithful in keeping out the sun and capturing the sweat so it doesn’t run down into my eyes or that fits as well as this one that has been snugly, but not too snugly, on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of running and triathlon races.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that is fraying at the top and that I bought at a twin’s game years ago that fits just right on my head, even when the wind is really blowing, and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that is as faithful in keeping out the sun and capturing the sweat so it doesn’t run down into my eyes or that fits as well as this one that has been snugly, but not too snugly, on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of running and triathlon races.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that is fraying at the top and that I bought at a twin’s game years ago and now, after many adjustments, fits just right on my head, even when the wind is really blowing, and that I wear whenever I run but that is falling apart and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that is as faithful in keeping out the sun and capturing the sweat so it doesn’t run down into my eyes or that fits as well as this one that has been snugly, but not too snugly, on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of running and triathlon races.

I have a used-to-be-kelly green but now is briny green or olive green or sweaty green or I-should-be-thrown-away green twins baseball cap that I bought at a twin’s game years ago and now, after many adjustments, fits just right on my head, even when the wind is really blowing, and that I wear whenever I run but that is fraying at the top and is causing me distress because I love it and don’t want to get rid of it and fear that there will never, ever be another cap as great or that is as faithful in keeping out the sun and capturing the sweat so it doesn’t run down into my eyes as this one that has been snugly, but not too snugly, on my head through thousands of miles and dozens of running and triathlon races.